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Saturday! Tonight! One night only! Come see Miss Emery Addams in all her purple-haired glory! Donate to her birthday tattoo fund! Drink whiskey! Yay!
Posted at 10:23 AM Jan 2, 2016
Guys! I'm moving to Alaska! But don't worry. You can catch me for one last stint onstage on the 19th from 8-close at the Pirate's Cove!
Posted at 1:05 PM Sep 6, 2015
Roky Erickson was lovely.
Posted at 1:42 AM Jul 19, 2015
Improptu double at the Cove today. I started at four, I'll be here until we close at 2:30. Come keep me company while enjoying our delicious AC. :)
Posted at 6:45 PM Jul 17, 2015
I've recently started this ritual of rubbing one out before work, it's been very, very good for my mental health.
Posted at 6:40 PM Jul 16, 2015
Introduction:
Meow-meow
About Me:
Sassy and spooky. Spicy and sepulchral. A lychenthrope like you've never known, I'll certainly entertain you.
Interests:
Long showers, HBO, foreign literature, domestic literature, clean kitchens, travels, good stories, tall tales, bones, blood, guts, birds, bees, bats, bosoms, booty, food, films, fucking, costumerey, comics, sex, drugs, rock and roll.

And if you have a good joke, I'd love to hear it.
Weekly Appearances
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Thu.Jun 01No appearances scheduled.
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Comments
Fatima   we get to TWERK together tomorrow <3 !!
Nov 03, 2014 - 10:57 PM    Reply
Emery   I'm sick.: (
Nov 04, 2014 - 11:57 AM    Reply
Shmoo   Miss Emery, it was great meeting you and spending time with you yesterday.

You show amazing grace, strength, and skill when you are performing.

My offer stands, if you ever decide to become a Crimefighter (or of you already ARE one) and you need a trusty sidekick, The Shmoo is your man! I won't be able to help much with the actual fighting of crime, but I can hold your purse so the contents don't get "jostled" while you are ass-kicking. Also, I can hum your theme song before and after the fighting of crime takes place.

Keep me in mind, k?

Your Pal,

The Shmoo.
Nov 03, 2013 - 6:59 AM    Reply
finwe69   I could just eat you up!!
Oct 23, 2013 - 1:45 PM    Reply
feanor69   If you were any hotter,I would be running down the street on fire!
Aug 28, 2013 - 6:30 AM    Reply