About Me:First things first, I can't dance. Besides my new occupation, the closest I ever came to dancing was picking a wedgie without my hands because they were full of river gear. I've been a clown, a waitress, butcher shop assistant and my most recent; floor installer. While I never expected to be a dancer, it's been quite the new experience and a thrilling one at that. There is much to be learned when it comes to shaking my hips, but all that is easily compensated with quite the ability to listen and entertain.