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Age: 30
Location: Portland, OR
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual
Ethnicity: White
Body Type: Curvy
Height: 5' 2"
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Hazel
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Moaning creates pleasurable vibrations that make your blow job better in more than one way. Moaning is perfect as a substitute for talking dirty, if you’re still shy about it.
Posted at 11:47 PM Jan 18, 2017
”It was as if she were dying of thirst and my c*ck were the fountain of everlasting youth.” Have an attitude like that and you will never have to worry about your blow job technique again.
Posted at 8:38 PM Jan 18, 2017
Shhhhh ;)
Posted at 7:55 PM Nov 28, 2016
It's July 1st!

I'll be accepting tips and donations of quality recreational Marijuana in all its forms.

Let's negotiate.
Posted at 10:54 AM Jul 1, 2015
Are you my daddy?
. . .You could be tonight. . .
Posted at 9:29 PM Jun 21, 2015
Introduction:
"Reading words is smart."
About Me:
I organize the annual Portland Zombie Walk. This October will be the 10th consecutive annual zombie walk in Portland! I have organized the Portland Zombie Walk for 5 out of those 10 years. I plan on taking summer term off to make arrangements for our pop-culture celebration!

I am a full time student at PCC. I plan on transferring to PSU to earn my bachelors degree in communication. I enjoy practicing my Spanish with anyone who will teach and learn with me. Come learn a new word with me, or show me how to properly use it in a few sentences!

I have been dancing since I was 18. I took a 4 year hiatus, and I have recently returned in December '14. I have became reacquainted with the industry and have found a comfortable and enjoyable entertaining environment with Union Jack's, again.

When I first came to Portland one of my first clubs was Union Jack's. I was 18/19 years old. I paid the same stage fee as the entertainers +21, but I couldn't hang out at the bar or walk the floor because of OLCC regulations. I danced with Union Jack's when we could smoke in bars, I remember that place being so full of smoke, it burned your eyes on a busy night. I have been delighted to discover that Union Jack's has the best smoking patio in Portland in addition to the a small handful of the finest bartenders and service industry staff in the Portland sindustry.
Interests:
I ride my BMX bike everywhere. She's a 2009 Subrosa Letum Dirt, her name is Sally. Sally was recently stolen, I recently got her back. She was gone for about a month & a half. She is my ride or die.

I love to entertain be it through dancing, singing, acting, writing, playing with fire, ect.

Most of my interests are reflected through my social media. My Facebook link is provided. "HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!"
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Comments
Sizeking11   I have had a few private dances with you .. and they were great thanks... I a really interested in finding a girl that likes BIG D*CKS and likes to talk about them during the dance.. esp BBC's...
Jun 12, 2015 - 10:13 PM    Reply
MirandaRights   Come back to Jack's and introduce yourself proper. Closed mouths don't get fed. Thank you for the compliment.
Jul 01, 2015 - 1:51 PM    Reply
MirandaRights   This rainy day is deserving of a tasty hot toddy! Join me for one and some leisurely conversation on the Union Jack's patio today.
Apr 03, 2015 - 3:02 PM    Reply
MirandaRights   Today is my first shift at Kit Kat Club, come enjoy a refreshing Moscow Mule on this thirsty Thursday! Come enjoy the performances of the lovely Kit Kat Club.

Pro-tip: The Moscow Mule pairs excellently with private dances.
Feb 26, 2015 - 9:23 AM    Reply