I have enormous amounts of fun being a flirt and a tease, so dancing is a great outlet for that! I grew up in So Cal but I absolutely adore the PNW. I love good food (preferably organic and local) and I'm mostly vegetarian. My sense of humor leans toward the dark and twisted and I employ sarcasm heavily. Some of the pursuits I enjoy when I'm not busy tormenting the masses: sleeping, playing cheesy online games, watching movies/shows, fucking, reading, riding my bike, drawing and hanging out with my cat.
And yes, I have a boyfriend. And no, he's not that guy at the bar, down at the rack, playing the music or pouring the drinks. So just relax and have fun! :-D


"There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out." - Mae West

“Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price” - Jean Baudrillard

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." — Dr. Seuss

Spankings! Dark Beer, Whiskey, Manly Men and Sexy Ladies!

I like a lot of different music but here's a smattering of examples: Billie Holiday, Tool, Les Claypool, Xavier Rudd, Thievery Corporation, old Metallica, White Zombie, Cheb i Sabbah, The Tea Party, A Perfect Circle, Beastie Boys, Ministry, Murder by Death, Combichrist, Wolfsheim, Iron & Wine, Gjallarhorn, VNV Nation, Rotersand, some 80's, some classic rock, some classical, public radio...


"you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old. "
— Charles Bukowski




MY SCHEDULE IS POSTED BY SUNDAY.

Last minute changes do occasionally occur but I'm pretty good at keeping my schedule accurate. I want you to find me!