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Sometime I wanna get a Private Dance from a Fire-Stripper, but I'm afraid she'll just take me over to a corner and flick lit matches at me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted at 11:42 AM Oct 12, 2011
When I come home from the club, and find I still have some money in my pocket...

... I feel like such a QUITTER!
Posted at 6:03 AM Aug 22, 2011
I am a pessimistic optimist. I view the glass as "half full".... but I'm fairly certain someone has peed in it.
Posted at 5:05 PM Nov 27, 2010
About Me:
I am a pessimistic optimist.

I view the glass as "half full"...

... but I'm fairly certain someone has peed in it.
Comments
Elle   Boom shaka laka. that's me, shaking the money maker.
Apr 23, 2012 - 7:44 PM    Reply
Devon   how are you doin?
Mar 07, 2012 - 8:58 PM    Reply
xVioletx   Bahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 07, 2011 - 1:58 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Humbug? o.O
Dec 07, 2011 - 9:03 PM    Reply
Sydney   BOOBS!
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:51 PM    Reply
Sydney   Hello! I peed in your glass;)- xo Sydney
Dec 05, 2011 - 1:33 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Well, it's not really "my thing"... but at least now I know for sure. I am relieved, but not in the same way you apparently were. =oP
Dec 06, 2011 - 5:21 AM    Reply
Sydney   I didn't think it was silly. Just a joke to get ur attention;)
Dec 06, 2011 - 6:28 PM
Reagan   Shmoo!
Dec 05, 2011 - 3:19 AM    Reply
Shmoo   Hiya Reagan.
Dec 05, 2011 - 5:33 AM    Reply
Baelyn   Shmoo!
Dec 04, 2011 - 8:23 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Bae! How's it going Miss Baelyn?
Dec 05, 2011 - 5:31 AM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   Hello Mr. Schmoo :)! It was an absolute pleasure meeting you this evening. I'm glad my Sparkle introduced us! I hope our paths cross again soon so we can have another awesome conversation! I'm still craving that bakery!
Dec 03, 2011 - 11:26 PM    Reply
Shmoo   The pleasure was mine, Toxic. I'll have to thank Sparkle for sharing her cool friends with me. I just checked and the Metropol Bakery in Eugene has moved. The nerve of those people... a fella moves away for twenty years and they think it's okay to start changing things around?! Why, I never!
Dec 04, 2011 - 8:31 AM    Reply
LukaBazooka   :-)
Nov 24, 2011 - 8:59 AM    Reply
Rocket   Just saying hello! :)
Oct 06, 2011 - 2:21 AM    Reply
Shmoo   Heya Rocket! I was gonna come see you Wednesday but Kat wore me out and, I think, I was home in bed before you went on stage. Okay, maybe it wasn't so much Kat (though she's awfully swell) as me starting my day around 4:00AM and starting my drinkin' around 9:00AM (First Stop was The Acropolis... umm, the one in Milwaukie, not Athens... my frequent flyer miles fell a bit short of Greece). These things do take a toll on a Shmoo. Imm hafta take a nap or something so I can come see you some night soon. =o)
Oct 07, 2011 - 10:10 AM    Reply
siren   Shmoo,

I miss you, come in and keep me company sometime:)
Oct 05, 2011 - 1:16 AM    Reply
Lena   Should we visit the Safari girls soon?? I miss them and i kinda need a partner in crime ;]
Sep 26, 2011 - 9:45 AM    Reply
Lena   Awwh!! your too sweet! Your in luck I work all slow days next week only if you have time to take off from your busy work schedule ;] haha at least your not stuck in an office :D can't wait to see you soon.
Sep 12, 2011 - 10:00 AM    Reply
xVioletx   You are awesome. =o) Thank you!
Sep 04, 2011 - 11:33 AM    Reply
Elle   Thank you again.
Aug 23, 2011 - 7:15 PM    Reply
Stevie   Shmooooooooooooooooo! Love you!!!!!!
Aug 10, 2011 - 3:40 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Back at ya' Pal. Always nice to see you... even if you aren't in your underpants.
Aug 12, 2011 - 5:51 AM    Reply