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Sometime I wanna get a Private Dance from a Fire-Stripper, but I'm afraid she'll just take me over to a corner and flick lit matches at me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Posted at 11:42 AM Oct 12, 2011
When I come home from the club, and find I still have some money in my pocket...

... I feel like such a QUITTER!
Posted at 6:03 AM Aug 22, 2011
I am a pessimistic optimist. I view the glass as "half full".... but I'm fairly certain someone has peed in it.
Posted at 5:05 PM Nov 27, 2010
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About Me:
I am a pessimistic optimist.

I view the glass as "half full"...

... but I'm fairly certain someone has peed in it.
Comments
LuckyNaomi   Hellllooooooo Shmooooooooooo! Thanks for the other day. You bring such great positive energy. I could perform all day with you around. Thanks for gracing our stage and making us feel special. Your the bomb dot com! :)
Nov 04, 2013 - 10:40 AM    Reply
gabriela   your lovely comment made me smile from ear to ear! you are such a pleasure and I'm so happy I got to see you again! like I said, don't be a stranger, & with a more convenient location for you, I hope you won't be!! xoxoxoxo
Nov 03, 2013 - 5:58 PM    Reply
SelenaScamp   Yes! You found me. Ridiculous fun lastnight! Thanks for gracing me. :)
Sep 21, 2013 - 9:56 AM    Reply
Kimchi_Queen   There once was a Schmoo named Randy.
He lived in a house made of candy!
He worked all day, but would come out to play
When his job made his shoulders all tense
That’s when he met Fiona, who said, “Hey how are ya”
And what followed completely made sense.
Fiona never forgot the wonderful night they had
It was her very best Cove memory,
She will be there this Friday but not on the Friday next week,
So come say hi and give her pussy a peek!!!
May 23, 2013 - 9:22 PM    Reply
Rachel   beautiful poetry...if only all dancers were as talented as you and all schmoos as lucky...
Jul 22, 2013 - 3:08 AM    Reply
SummerTime   Hey there Mr. Shmoo, how'd you get the name?!
Apr 27, 2013 - 12:00 AM    Reply
Elle   Boom shaka laka. that's me, shaking the money maker.
Apr 23, 2012 - 7:44 PM    Reply
Devon   how are you doin?
Mar 07, 2012 - 8:58 PM    Reply
xVioletx   Bahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 07, 2011 - 1:58 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Humbug? o.O
Dec 07, 2011 - 9:03 PM    Reply
Sydney   BOOBS!
Dec 15, 2011 - 12:51 PM    Reply
Sydney   Hello! I peed in your glass;)- xo Sydney
Dec 05, 2011 - 1:33 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Well, it's not really "my thing"... but at least now I know for sure. I am relieved, but not in the same way you apparently were. =oP
Dec 06, 2011 - 5:21 AM    Reply
Sydney   I didn't think it was silly. Just a joke to get ur attention;)
Dec 06, 2011 - 6:28 PM
Baelyn   Shmoo!
Dec 04, 2011 - 8:23 PM    Reply
Shmoo   Bae! How's it going Miss Baelyn?
Dec 05, 2011 - 5:31 AM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   Hello Mr. Schmoo :)! It was an absolute pleasure meeting you this evening. I'm glad my Sparkle introduced us! I hope our paths cross again soon so we can have another awesome conversation! I'm still craving that bakery!
Dec 03, 2011 - 11:26 PM    Reply
Shmoo   The pleasure was mine, Toxic. I'll have to thank Sparkle for sharing her cool friends with me. I just checked and the Metropol Bakery in Eugene has moved. The nerve of those people... a fella moves away for twenty years and they think it's okay to start changing things around?! Why, I never!
Dec 04, 2011 - 8:31 AM    Reply
LukaBazooka   :-)
Nov 24, 2011 - 8:59 AM    Reply
Rocket   Just saying hello! :)
Oct 06, 2011 - 2:21 AM    Reply
Shmoo   Heya Rocket! I was gonna come see you Wednesday but Kat wore me out and, I think, I was home in bed before you went on stage. Okay, maybe it wasn't so much Kat (though she's awfully swell) as me starting my day around 4:00AM and starting my drinkin' around 9:00AM (First Stop was The Acropolis... umm, the one in Milwaukie, not Athens... my frequent flyer miles fell a bit short of Greece). These things do take a toll on a Shmoo. Imm hafta take a nap or something so I can come see you some night soon. =o)
Oct 07, 2011 - 10:10 AM    Reply
siren   Shmoo,

I miss you, come in and keep me company sometime:)
Oct 05, 2011 - 1:16 AM    Reply
Lena   Should we visit the Safari girls soon?? I miss them and i kinda need a partner in crime ;]
Sep 26, 2011 - 9:45 AM    Reply
Lena   Awwh!! your too sweet! Your in luck I work all slow days next week only if you have time to take off from your busy work schedule ;] haha at least your not stuck in an office :D can't wait to see you soon.
Sep 12, 2011 - 10:00 AM    Reply
xVioletx   You are awesome. =o) Thank you!
Sep 04, 2011 - 11:33 AM    Reply
Elle   Thank you again.
Aug 23, 2011 - 7:15 PM    Reply