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The steps of this dance/ tell a story/ of appreciating/ even the broken heart.
We are all in need of a good dose of affection and appreciation this week;it's just too much heartbreak to bear alone.
Posted at 4:49 PM Jan 29, 2017
Hey Lovers! Any of ya'll wanting to take part in the Inauguration Boycott, come visit the pretty kitties of Mary's Club this Friday! I'll be there providing distractions all night long... x Sterling
Posted at 4:43 PM Jan 18, 2017
Wine, scattered sheets heavy with ink and ambition,
and the flicker of candlelight against restless, prowling thoughts—
only these things keep me warm this night,and then...
Posted at 12:48 AM Dec 7, 2016
Feeling the gratitude for all of my lovely co-workers and our amazing patrons. Come catch me at Mary's this week and we'll raise a glass to toast all we have to share! xx S
Posted at 1:36 PM Nov 22, 2016
Do you have #ElectionDay  jitters? You're not alone! After you vote come find me at @Marysclubpdx for some love. I'll be there until close, bringing the bounces and pounces and wiggles and purrs to distract us while we wait for the results! xx S
Posted at 1:20 PM Nov 7, 2016
Professional Distraction
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"Reality dangles by the fine thread of conversation." -Mary Daly

“Metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.” -Milan Kundera

“Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all noble education; dancing with the feet, with ideas, with words, and, need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen?” -Friedrich Nietzsche

I am a poet, muse, pet, coquette... and very dangerous.

A slice of silver pie.
...poetry, patrons, pearl necklaces, collecting toasts in different languages, fantastic conversation, dancing in converse sneakers and ruby slippers, your dreams, jedi~hustle, shiny things, travel all over the world and through the stars, Baudelaire, naughty love letters, cowboy boots, yoga, meditation, dancing in the sky and on the ground and through this life, movement, secret forts with giggling women, fantasy, writing about bodies, writing on bodies...

slycefuk: (noun) a flash piece of fantasy non-fiction, slightly secret, slightly exhibitionist...

slycefuk'd:(verb) mmm...come find out what it's like.
Weekly Appearances
Tue.Mar 28No appearances scheduled.
Wed.Mar 29
Mary's Club4:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Thu.Mar 30No appearances scheduled.
Fri.Mar 31
Mary's Club4:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Sat.Apr 01
Mary's Club9:00 PM - 2:30 AM
Sun.Apr 02No appearances scheduled.
Mon.Apr 03No appearances scheduled.
Tue.Apr 04No appearances scheduled.
Wed.Apr 05No appearances scheduled.
Thu.Apr 06No appearances scheduled.
Fri.Apr 07No appearances scheduled.
Sat.Apr 08No appearances scheduled.
Sun.Apr 09No appearances scheduled.
Mon.Apr 10No appearances scheduled.
eagle_eye73   You are gorgeous Princess!
Mar 15, 2017 - 8:14 AM    Reply
eagle_eye73   Thank you for a wonderful time last week. You are beautiful, sexy, and always uplifting to be around!
Feb 24, 2017 - 9:19 AM    Reply
eagle_eye73   How are you Princess! See you soon!
Nov 09, 2016 - 10:32 PM    Reply
TodSterling   I'm still dizzy from Halloween Nite! Thanx so much, Sterling.
Nov 03, 2016 - 7:24 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   😻Yummmmmy! I had so much fun too, Handsome!! Sterling on Sterling action is the best!
Nov 07, 2016 - 1:16 PM    Reply
eagle_eye73   I will try to come and spoil you Muse Sterling!
Jul 19, 2016 - 10:43 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks Darling! I always love it when you make it into town. <3 <3 I can't wait to get my hands on a copy of Asa Akira's DIRTY THIRTY xxx S
Jul 28, 2016 - 3:14 PM    Reply
nerd   Starting @ 4:30 PM until 9 AM? the next morning? That's a long shift.
Feb 19, 2016 - 9:19 AM    Reply
Fatima   sterling, a beautiful babe that shines just like her name.
Sep 06, 2015 - 10:24 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Awwww <3 Thanks Beauty! xx
Sep 08, 2015 - 11:22 AM    Reply
Teach   "I will have faith in God only if He dances." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Aug 24, 2015 - 11:45 AM    Reply
Sterling_S   Amen! xx
Sep 02, 2015 - 3:14 PM    Reply
nerd   need is a strong word being employed by an accomplished linguist
Jul 10, 2014 - 10:48 AM    Reply
EJEJ   Attractive, Smart, Killer Smile... Fo'got to mention Golden Globes
Jun 03, 2014 - 11:45 PM    Reply
EJEJ   Attractive, Smart Young Woman with a Killer Smile...
Mar 29, 2014 - 9:42 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thank you Darling! Always a treat to see you when you come visit! :)
Mar 31, 2014 - 3:39 PM    Reply
nerd   The sun has been out. That's not the issue. Send HEAT. It is colder than a witch's iron teat.
Dec 12, 2013 - 9:28 AM    Reply
nerd   break a leg tonight
Nov 01, 2013 - 1:46 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks! The Art Salon was fantastique!! Much fun and many many frolicks were had.
Nov 03, 2013 - 12:26 PM    Reply
EJEJ   Welcome Back! And, another GR8 pic!!!
Sep 03, 2013 - 2:27 AM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks Darling! Hope to see your sweet face in person soon!
Sep 11, 2013 - 3:43 PM    Reply
nerd   Bon Voyage mon cher
Jul 23, 2013 - 8:36 AM    Reply
nerd   Oui je joue avec vous. Vendredi soir après neuf heures? Vous porterez rouge? S'il vous plaît? Vous êtes Helene,je m'appelle Paris; vous êtes Hermine, je m'appelle Harry. Vous êtes Molly Mouse la fille de chèque de chapeau,je m'appelle la grenouille qui est allé à une parade nuptiale. C'est dommage. Je suis sans imagination. D'accord, vous avez assez pour deux.
May 28, 2013 - 11:25 AM    Reply
EJEJ   wet & glittery... smart & lovely... one precious slyce...
Apr 21, 2013 - 12:10 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Aww, thanks! <3
Apr 22, 2013 - 2:38 PM    Reply
nerd   Cherry POP. Very effervescent!
Mar 20, 2013 - 11:53 AM    Reply
feanor69   Welcome home sexy lady!
Mar 09, 2013 - 1:55 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks Darling! xxS
Mar 10, 2013 - 12:07 PM    Reply
feanor69   You're newest pic. is HOT!!
Feb 27, 2013 - 7:19 PM    Reply
eagle_eye73   Love your site Sterling. I love your point about sexuality. Our culture needs to be more embracing, and not so uptight. Looking forward to seeing you!
Feb 19, 2013 - 8:22 PM    Reply
feanor69   When,and where do you dance next? Really want 2 cum see you again! Hot,Hotter,Hottest!!
Feb 02, 2013 - 7:39 AM    Reply
Sterling_S   Aww <3 New schedule is up xx Ster£ing
Feb 03, 2013 - 4:00 PM    Reply
Jubilee   The blog looks AMAZING darlin! I can't wait to take a listen to This American Whore!
Feb 01, 2013 - 11:31 AM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks Sweetie! You should come do a stripper work-out with us and listen in to the podcast xoxo
Feb 03, 2013 - 4:00 PM    Reply
EJEJ   Cool, cool new posts. (Of course, nothing new about the "cool"...)
Nov 30, 2012 - 10:11 PM    Reply
nerd   I'm not dreaming. I know because I just pinched myself.Had to pinch myself because The l'il pie-slut (? is that something like a donut junkie?) won't.
Nov 23, 2012 - 3:16 PM    Reply
nerd   i thought i heard there would be daisy. or was it just another one of those dreams?
Nov 21, 2012 - 2:19 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Heheee! Coming! x
Nov 21, 2012 - 6:21 PM    Reply
EJEJ   New pic: Superb!
Oct 30, 2012 - 10:03 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   ...trick or treat? xx
Oct 31, 2012 - 8:55 AM    Reply
EJEJ   Why these equine references, she must have wondered. Why indeed!
A few hours later (or, perhaps a day or two would pass) but, she would understand...
Oct 18, 2012 - 11:32 PM    Reply
EJEJ   His memories were much, much older than she. Her new musing and pic exploded together: sexy synapses! And, he thought to himself, once again SHOUTING within that mind: Perfection? Ahh, yes, perfection to match nothing else in his memories...
Oct 16, 2012 - 11:40 PM    Reply
Venice   i love your status updates!
Oct 01, 2012 - 5:27 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Thanks Beauty!! xx S
Oct 04, 2012 - 2:55 PM    Reply
EJEJ   Shining silver locket, indeed! And, pure gold sprinkled in, maybe...
Sep 30, 2012 - 2:08 PM    Reply
EJEJ   Thought-provoking musings, a lovely presence, remarkable physical attributes, and fertile mind = Total Package. Thanks! Maybe it IS possible to be perfect. . . J
Sep 30, 2012 - 1:58 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   Aww Darling! Perhaps I can appear perfect to such a lovely gentleman as yourself. Always a pleasure spending time with you. You are a muse yourself, the most delicious slycefuks always come of it ;) xx S
Oct 04, 2012 - 2:20 PM    Reply
Bill   Good to see your beautiful self again!
Aug 24, 2012 - 7:42 AM    Reply
jackmormon   I like how your mind works. Looking forward to seeing you dance.
Aug 06, 2012 - 11:07 PM    Reply
Holladay   Hello beauty! So... when do I get this surprise you and Valentine have in store? *waggles eyebrows* I hope you are having a simply scrumptious summer my love xoxoxoxo
Jul 25, 2012 - 9:49 AM    Reply
Sterling_S had BETTER include cupcake nibbles! And soon! xx
Jul 26, 2012 - 3:57 PM    Reply
Bill   Wow!
Jul 14, 2012 - 10:31 AM    Reply
Sterling_S   Tee hee.. xx.
Jul 14, 2012 - 5:08 PM    Reply
AnyaTopp   You sexy thing. Can't wait to give you belated birthday hugs tomorrow.
Jul 11, 2012 - 3:18 PM    Reply
Sterling_S   xoxox!
Jul 12, 2012 - 2:25 PM    Reply
Bill   Love your picture and can't wait to see your naughty ones! You have a wonderful imagination...keep writing!
Jul 07, 2012 - 12:38 AM    Reply
Holladay   Oh yay! Sterling is here to play ;) I do adore you so! xoxoxoxo
Jan 11, 2012 - 7:25 AM    Reply