Valkyrie Send Message   Add Friend   Add to Favorites
Broke my leg and it will be months before I can walk again. Doctor says I may never be able to dance again. :(
Posted at 5:56 PM Jul 23, 2013
I'll be at rose city strip and Dv8 from now on, look for me on the schedule as Nightshade. :D
Posted at 2:03 PM Jun 28, 2013
It's quiet here at Mary's today. Come say hi and help me liven it up a bit!
Posted at 6:07 PM Jun 12, 2013
Picking up some shifts at Jiggles this week. Come see me today til 9. Help me break in the Vip room. :)
Posted at 5:18 PM Jun 11, 2013
Kicking it old school at Mary's this week. :)
Posted at 5:12 AM Mar 11, 2013
Tattooed Entertainer of the Year 2010
About Me:
I'm an Oregon native to the bone. I love the rain. I'm free-spirited and as weird as Portland itself. I began dancing about a year ago due to the down economy and subsequent job loss. Prior to exotic dancing, I've enjoyed a long career of modeling, go-go dancing, and various musical performances with other artists.

Don't be intimidated by all my tattoos and my goth-next-door appearance, I'm really a sweetheart and a huge nerd. I'm never serious business. Even when I'm naked, I'm still goofing around. I'll hang upside down from the pole and quote lines from Monty Python movies or play air guitar with my leg. I may not be able to seduce you, but I'll make you laugh your ass off for sure.
Video games, building computers, sewing costumes for dancing and Burning Man, bubble baths, Dungeons and Dragons, cartoons, Metal, cooking, traveling, Industrial, animal shelter volunteering, comic books, and Your Mom.
Weekly Appearances
Wed.Mar 21No appearances scheduled.
Thu.Mar 22No appearances scheduled.
Fri.Mar 23No appearances scheduled.
Sat.Mar 24No appearances scheduled.
Sun.Mar 25No appearances scheduled.
Mon.Mar 26No appearances scheduled.
Tue.Mar 27No appearances scheduled.
Wed.Mar 28No appearances scheduled.
Thu.Mar 29No appearances scheduled.
Fri.Mar 30No appearances scheduled.
Sat.Mar 31No appearances scheduled.
Sun.Apr 01No appearances scheduled.
Mon.Apr 02No appearances scheduled.
Tue.Apr 03No appearances scheduled.
awsumrid4us   Just joined and noticed your name that you use - that being valkyrie, so I figure you must like or ride one. I'm a Harley man myself. A friend had a Honda Valkyrie she liked so I know the model. I was rearended by a drunk driver and know what it's like to fly. I also had to rehab from one surgery after another. It's possible to recover, it just takes a lot of hard work. You can do it and I hope you have or do in the near future. :)
May 10, 2014 - 1:02 AM    Reply
velicious   I hope the leg is doing better!
Apr 01, 2014 - 4:52 AM    Reply
tawksicc   Im sorry to hear that Val. Maybe we can connect on some things with Lap Dance Radio?
Jul 23, 2013 - 6:18 PM    Reply
ValkyriePDX   sure that would be awesome. :)
Jul 23, 2013 - 7:57 PM    Reply
eagle_eye73   Welcome to Mary's Valkyrie! You are a beautiful lady!
Feb 19, 2013 - 2:07 AM    Reply
Bobadragon   I love your new cover photo, you look like quite the lady by your photos, would love to meet you someday. And yes, I will be happy to be your freind :)
Feb 05, 2013 - 1:47 AM    Reply
tawksicc   HEy are you participating in the BEe?
Dec 07, 2012 - 11:51 AM    Reply
Typically   This woman is beyond sexy, her style and her dance will leave u speechless! OMFG she is sexy!
Oct 26, 2012 - 4:44 PM    Reply
Kara   I definitely agree! :-)
Nov 08, 2012 - 5:17 PM    Reply
Typically   Valkyrie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 11, 2012 - 10:10 AM    Reply
Typically   Sexy!!
Sep 27, 2012 - 8:43 AM    Reply
Typically   7 Weeks!
Aug 30, 2012 - 12:27 PM    Reply
Typically   <3
Aug 20, 2012 - 8:23 AM    Reply
Typically   Sascha Konietzko or Tim Skold!?
Aug 14, 2012 - 4:50 AM    Reply
Typically   OMG, I need a dance from u asap! OMG
Aug 01, 2012 - 11:03 AM    Reply
RichieCC   Thanks for the add. I saw you at Acropolis last week and was amazing by your beauty.
Mar 31, 2012 - 10:47 AM    Reply
RichieCC   ...was amazed by your beauty. See, I was so amazed I forgot how to spell. :)
Mar 31, 2012 - 8:36 PM    Reply
ValkyriePDX   Thank you! Hope to see you again. :)
Apr 20, 2012 - 12:09 PM    Reply
Kara   Your so freaking hot its unbelievable!! =}
Jan 30, 2012 - 4:57 AM    Reply
siren   Nice meeting you at Deacon X last night!
Dec 18, 2011 - 12:31 PM    Reply
ValkyriePDX   Nice to meet you too hon!
Dec 21, 2011 - 5:51 PM    Reply
Dickfir   Thank you for the add!!!! Hope you had a happy thanksgiving!!!!
Nov 24, 2011 - 9:43 PM    Reply
xilavincent   so that's where you have been hiding at Casa Diablo! I miss you, hope you are doing great!!! love XiLa
Nov 17, 2011 - 4:38 PM    Reply
Toxic   I just love your pics <3
Nov 04, 2011 - 5:20 PM    Reply
Sage   Love your hair :) your effin gorgeous... Ill have to come see you at jacks sometime
Jun 13, 2011 - 1:19 PM    Reply
ValkyriePDX   Thanks! Not working at UJ anymore though.
Jun 20, 2011 - 9:32 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   The best PDX has to offer!
Feb 11, 2011 - 1:55 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   you so fine! love the new default!
Jan 02, 2011 - 5:15 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   Your the greatest friend a gal can have! I love you darlin!
Nov 18, 2010 - 12:40 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   I miss you!
Jul 18, 2010 - 1:26 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   I love you oooohhhh sooooo muuuccchhh! Yep :)
Jul 07, 2010 - 11:49 AM    Reply
LilithEveXXX   WOW! Your new pic ROCKS!!! Bravo!!!!
Jun 26, 2010 - 2:32 AM    Reply
Soleil   Hey I love your new picture too! Absolutely gorgeous and stunning.
Jun 21, 2010 - 11:30 AM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   I love love love your new picture!!!!
Jun 15, 2010 - 5:03 PM    Reply
helix   you were awesome @ ink-n-pink!!
Jun 14, 2010 - 8:38 PM    Reply
LUCKYFAN   Saw you at DV8 on Friday night. Thanks for the best private dance I have ever had! Sorry to have been intimidated by your tattoo work; even though I am tattooed too. Nice, very nice. Thank you.
May 24, 2010 - 4:40 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   your working the anniversry party!!! =D! so Am I!!!
Apr 12, 2010 - 7:13 PM    Reply
ToxicSuicide   Gosh I love you and your hotness!
Apr 11, 2010 - 8:16 PM    Reply
Lilitu   You're one sweet piece of cake ;)
Apr 01, 2010 - 6:17 AM    Reply