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I don't always chop onions, but when I do, the onions cry...
Posted at 7:16 PM Sep 9, 2013
You are a diamond among gems, a pearl among seashells....
Posted at 10:17 PM Jan 11, 2013
“Sweet Lincoln’s mullet!”
Posted at 6:07 PM Nov 8, 2012
Stay thirsty my friends...
Posted at 6:36 PM Mar 26, 2012
“I’ll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper, and some cheese.”
Posted at 6:14 PM Sep 20, 2011
“I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.”...
About Me:
If opportunity knocks and I'm not home, opportunity waits.

I have never relied on Mistletoe.

I have inside jokes with complete strangers.
Sun on my face and sand in my shorts..

Dos Coors....
Yvette   Thanks for the request papi. Come see your Colombian over here at Club Rouge (;
Dec 19, 2014 - 5:58 PM    Reply
ValentinePDX   What a gentleman! It was really great meeting you. I really enjoyed our time together. Thank you for making my day bright!
Aug 29, 2014 - 12:30 PM    Reply
gabriela   OMG! I'm a favorite! Have we met?
Jul 20, 2014 - 10:54 PM    Reply
Sydney   A whales vagina!!
Mar 27, 2012 - 9:40 AM    Reply
siren   Herrroooo there! Come see me dance this week at Sassy's this wednesday(My Birthday!) and Lucky Devil Lounge !
Sep 20, 2011 - 12:28 PM    Reply