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Hours: 10am-2:15am
Ages: 21+
Cover: NO CHARGE
Dances: $20
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8000 SE Foster Rd
Portland, OR 97206
(971) 230-0047
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Rubybabe
10:30 AM - 3:30 PM

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6:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Rose503
12:00 PM - 6:00 PM
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Guardianrule    
Unfriendly dancers
Asshole bouncer
Oct 01, 2017 - 1:04 AM
peepsRstupid    
Attn all bitches who work at clubs: I am not going to ruin my academic career, go to jail, or even care the slightest about some dumb bitch running her mouth from club to club gossiping & trying to deflect customers away from me. Do not get mad at me because you can clearly see I'm better than you, I don't care to know you, & I come to "your" club and make more than you. This is me and my life, I don't give a damn about you, your kids, or your struggle. You can sit there and talk all day, trying to tally up all the drama from every club, watching me in the club pointing out to customers reasons you think I'm quiet and not smiling. What exactly am I supposed to say except pay me. I don't come there to keep up with a trick or a bitches life. If I'm quiet its because youre no one to talk to & you don't deserve my conversation. You can play that crazy black bitch game all you want, You people are the crazy ones. I come from a loving family that still pays my rent and bills. While most of your mothers were out walking the streets for money, My mother has had businesses and taught me to do everything right. I've held jobs at the chamber of commerce; could you ever work an office job without drinking or yelling out "Seahawks" while doin splits naked on a dirty floor as your favorite bar cronies watch and throw a ripped dollar? I guess ignorance is bliss. I'm in college, you are not. You are paying pimps or girls that look like boys, coming to the club with a freshly punched eye selling your drugs & your pussy. Youre in the club running, yelling, looking ghetto. If I say youre a nigger, its because youre ghetto, nappy headed and you want to fight. These bitches claim they have kids, most have been taken away. They are so nasty, crazy, and unstable they have to shack up with DJ's and live with bartenders and club staff. The staff are clearly old fat wornout dancers & drug addicts who "might" be in recovery (look at their sunken cheeks & any dope rash) So of course when I make money, because they need it so badly, they band together with the bar staff, and devise ways to distract you by trying to make you get on stage as soon as you talk to a customer so one of "their girls" can get them. They think theyre mobsters trying to report back everything and setup drama. Then they sit across the bar from you with the only customer in the club at 1pm on a Friday, and give the customer the run down on all your drama they stalked and tallied up, & talk about how crazy & dangerous they think you are because you are sitting calmly texting. They comment on your face trying to catch every second youre not smiling so they can say youre sad or angry. I don't have anything to be sad or angry about unlike you! Everything in my life is taken care of, I'm buying everything I want, I'm getting my degree this year. You are just some jealous bitch hating and trying to find fault because I'm on your shift and now its hard for you to get money. When I see people like you, I immediately want to puke! When I hear your pathetic life stories & drama you shamelessly share in the dressing room, I thank GOD for my life of perfection and determination to be great! I stand right in from of these bitches & say what I want, I'm a 30 yr old woman, I can do that. These girls devise plans in huddles to walk past you & say something to you indirectly or try to repeat what you said in some sorry ass attempt to bother you. I'm glad you know what I said! I want you to repeat it and know it, because I don't want to know you! You know what I think is crazy- white bitches blonde with tittys & I still make more money, black bitches ugly with gym bags full of dirty clothes & head full of dandruff from a weave & scalp that hasn't been washed in months, rag-head lookin Mexican bitches who wear ugg boots and oversized western plaid shirts on the floor, & anybody clearly too old, overweight,or underweight to be in the club. Every move you make lets me know that I'm over & above you! Just like you watch me, I can clearly see the problem is you & the fact that youre jealous & angry, I don't care how much you stalk me, how much shit you talk, how many team efforts you put together, IM HERE AND IM GETTING MONEY! GO WORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS AND WHATS LEFT OF YOUR PATHETIC FELONY-FILLED SEX OFFENDER CRYIN IN THE BATHROOM ABOUT YOUR BABYS DADDY LIVES, DO YOUR FAKE JOB AND GO HOME BITCH!
Jan 08, 2017 - 4:21 AM
pizzasox    
The most laid back club I've been too..and by far the most beautiful women! Cheers!
Oct 12, 2016 - 3:05 AM
JayDee    
They actually hire dancers by attitude first and looks second so if you're a stuck up can't you won't last long and of course it's always everyone else's fault instead of acting like an adult and bringing your issues to the manager.
Bottom line is stupid bitches be crazy
Oct 09, 2016 - 7:53 PM
istaygetndoe    
There are some crazy ugly people working in the industry. You have club promoters thinking they own something running through girls collecting personal info and photos. Club owners and bartenders who think they are too important, and amount to nothing but the days bar sales and some drugs. They deny pretty people shifts because they don't know your whole life, and your not in their coke clique. Male bartenders and girls giggle and tease people who don't want to get to know them. Then you have dancers or lack there of, thinking they are miss universe no matter how disabled, over weight, or ugly they may be, going around stalking women who make money in the industry and don't care to waste time getting to know the hooligans they are. These ugly stalker dancers are angry because someone they think is better than them came to what they believe is their club, despite the fact they own nothing in this world, and made money. Why are these little girls so jealous they run around the little world of Portland, asking who you know, where u live, and any info they can get about you? Why are they wasting their lives thinking about you, and trying desperately to get other girls out the clubs so they can bring their friends from high school there. I witnessed a dancer say she'd rather do hair in her kitchen and strip, than go to college. of course, coming from someone who bought a new used car before she started a small business. These crazy girls are on the news for murder, don't shave their legs or wear makeup, but as soon as someone is better than them, makes money and doesn't have much to say to them because their crazy, ghetto and dirty, or has to beat their ass for playing little chit chat games, their crazy. They are so inept they have no place in the real world. Black women are denied shifts because they might make all the money. While white girls sit in the club and prostitute for years, but they put cameras up immediately after a black women is there and do what ever they can to annoy you and drive you out-why hire the person? Portland is a biased and hypocritical town.
Jul 18, 2016 - 8:58 PM
nerd    
Reviewing a review is a fool’s errand. So of course here I go. BetathanU’s comments are positively Trumpian. Seemingly designed for maximum offense. I’ve been to Shimmers numerous times. Statistically I believe I have a more valid sample size. I would prefer that the curtains in the private area be more opaque. But I can say that I don’t think that situation or the size of the area has ever impeded my enjoyment of the experience. It’s the woman not the venue that brings joy. Whether the size etc. is a problem, specifically economically, for the dancers I am not qualified to comment. On one occasion the male bartender (management?) appeared overwhelmed with the tasks at hand. That was an exception. All other times the staff: bartenders and bouncers were pleasant and competent. I have seen, met, drank with, etc. beautiful women @ Shimmers. So many I have to take my shoes off to count. Probably bereft of cellulite herself, if BetathanU could get over the size of the private area she should dance @ Shimmers. She might make scads of money. As the cliché goes: In the land of the blind the one eyed woman would be queen.
Feb 24, 2016 - 2:34 PM
JamBass    
with two exceptions the dancers that were working, at least the night I came in where all about the money. If you weren't up at the tip rail no effort is made to converse or be friendly. A guy could be persuaded to do a lap dance but it helps if you can at least say "hello". Also odd that I placed a dollar for a lady that was on the stage and another dancer came along and took it.
Nov 06, 2014 - 10:28 AM
Faith    
I love working at shimmers, one of the best clubs ive worked at.
Sep 17, 2014 - 11:46 AM
treasurexoxo    
I have so much fun working here i really do
Mar 18, 2014 - 7:44 PM
SummerBerlin    
Love this place!
Jan 17, 2014 - 8:18 PM
Rachel    
What he said. Plus there have been other recent improvements...aother dance booth, a spinning pole (which I LOVE,) and other flashy stuff.
Oct 07, 2013 - 4:32 PM
Bakuto    
The carpet is amazing.
Sep 12, 2010 - 7:36 PM