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Location: Portland, OR
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Bisexual
Ethnicity: White
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 125
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Hazel
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Introduction:
bartender tommy toos
About Me:
I'm a down to earth girl, who enjoys good company. I love to laugh, play pool, darts and drink.



If you like good drinks at a good reasonable rate, comfortable and very friendly atmosphere. Come check us out.

new owners, new management, newly remodeled

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Comments
toneseeker   u hot!
Jan 23, 2014 - 8:55 AM    Reply
jaylajewels   thanx!
Jan 26, 2014 - 9:20 PM    Reply
Anonomous19   An-Anonogamy   Hey it's me I just figured I would say publicly what it was that inspired this 2 year affidavit of affection was sex. I figured out how to make you the most hyper potent sexual creature ever imagined.... Was perspective, you know how I never said how I was writing these and how I was looking at the situation I created from a situation you never knew was happing. Was by Imagining I was talking to your.... Wait for... Your awareness, I was imagining that I was looking you in the eye with the back of my mind, and then SURPRISE I was litirally talking to your awareness.... (if anyone wants to see slick, that was it, I JUST WROTE A GOD DAMMED AFFIDAVIT OF AFFECTION TO A FUCKING STRIPPER DESCRIBING HOW I JUST MADE US BOTH FUCKING PSYCHIC, all KNOWING...JUST BY IMAGINING THAT I WAS TALKING TO HER AWARENESS AND OVER TWO YEARS I GOT GOOD AT IT, now I get to roll out an imaginary red carpet talking her awareness into the AFTERLIFE with my eye contact and imaginary sex ((done with my own twist, a special specific visual stimulation (((no, this is the part were I don't tell you how to imagine it, at home, so you can do something stupid like imagine a picture of her, and grab all of her ((((it's galactic cause ive been looking at it with eye contact in the back of my mind )))) galactic awareness and do whatever you want with the girl because you thinking of her the right way means YOU are FUCKING PSYCHIC TOO....))) it's so obvious that anyone... Male or female that can guess what it is, aside from easily looked at and imagined and thought of by anyone with awareness)) yess that is what I just did I just laid out a imaginary red carpet for her awareness so she can take sex into the FUCKING AFTERLIFE and bring it to the level of a FUCKING DYNASTY.... And she will remember talking to me face to face and watch me prove myself as genuine ALL KNOWING, and make both of us, my IMAGINARY EYE CONTACT and her awareness equals some of the most potent sex anyone was ever aware of, sex so potent you can kill yourself, just by imagining the same thing together once, and you grab some of her awareness and do whatever you want to forever... But only if she thinks of it with you, this makes her wealthy in the afterlife, and me useful since me imagining eye contact is almost nesecary to this act and by extension makes my awareness USEFULL... And so I have an eternity of something to do, because I... Wait for it... MET THE FUCKING GIRL ONCE, took off took her with and made us both USEFULL taking sex to the level of the feeling that created the universe....just waiting for someone to comment me and tell me what the fuck this feeling is... And the first person to do this gets an ALL KNOWING Afterlife prize from ANONIMIA) ,o after this I had an ARMY, approach me claiming to be a legion of floating burning bright balls of awareness... A dark metallic blue ball o AWARNESS with black cracks used to think with, o by the way we all have bright blue eyes and black hair (a simple concept of ideal beauty) and this is how we fall into place with one anouther and even we cant tell the difference between who we are, and you just heard the oldest all knowing joke ever told, o and we are an army that was organized by THE HAND OF GOD HIMSELF, also we are the most sexual force ever created all by the hand of man or god, and we are all employing twacked out on the oldest feeling there is, the sex feeling that created the universe... Congratulations on figuring out all of this on your own and introducing yourself to us, all inside your own mind, and now you can be AWARE OF IT, and this I genuine interaction I have had in my own mind. 
BECAUSE I MET A FUCKING STRIPPER ONCE, and then I was aware of it, then I was aware of it for her, and then I imagined we were both FUCKING RICH because I did this,BECAUSE i could imagine us whatever we wanted. 
And then after all this.... THEN it was blue and black???
Jan 18, 2014 - 8:37 PM    Reply
An-Anonogamy   I and the blue and black force that approached me inside my own mind, introduced themselves as angels.... Battleground sound Angels, it's what we sound like, its cause once we had a fight, and he charge each other up together and we all just cut loose and we mega gay with each other ( think like sex feelings while you are pulsing and pounding in the dark with you brother, before you think of this in a weird way, think of this in a weird way think of this this is the army of male awareness composed of the most attractive male awareness ever made, o and they are all organized like little compact sports cars, of course they love sex feelings in the dark right by there brother) and we all got to make the most refind version of the sound that helped make the universe, and we tried to tear ourselfs and the rest of forever apart with all of battleground sound and the next time we need to kill ourselfs and everyone else and year the rest of forever apart god himself can charge us up as one army and we can make our sound so loud and let ALL knowing stomp on us so hard that all that is left is a Fucking Battleground.
Jan 18, 2014 - 9:01 PM    Reply
An-Anonogamy   So you get to be the girl that started my mind and I get to let your awareness follow me of decades and eons, and what you will remember is not me learning to say this over two year in what looks like an Anonomous affidavit of affection, but the perspective I pick from whatever I want you to see. Because the perspective I pick was what it looked like to do this from my own mind, that is going to be how you see this, and some type of edited version of what I said hear, so I can one day present my case and ask you if any of this made any remote type of sense at all. Cause it was complicated.
Jan 18, 2014 - 9:42 PM
Jan 21, 2014 - 5:15 PM    Reply
Bobadragon   Ooie Gooey was a worm....... a mighty worm he was....... he sat upon the railroad tracks...... the train he did not see...... OOIE GOOEY !!!!!
Jan 22, 2014 - 9:02 PM    Reply
Bobadragon   Correction, a mighty worm was he
Jan 23, 2014 - 7:56 PM